Hey Jason. It used to be so blue you could actually see the clouds. Genre: Comedic. Erm well, if you can find it in your hearts respect your elders follow the-class dismissed! [Dejectedly] It was an unfortunate thing to be my age in a war like that. But if I only ate one slice of pizza, thats only 300 calories. Suddenly she fell and was being attacked by a man in a dark mask. You can do this. Is I'm the only one. By:Brooke E., Little Rock, Arkansas, USA, Age 14 Gender: Any Genre: Comedic Description: A student finds an extra credit science assignment is going horribly wrong as overgrown dough attracts a wave of deadly pigeons. You only have two pencils so you have to get it back or your mother will nag you for losing it and costing her a small fortune in school supplies. I was so dumb. You still have the same friends as last year, and the lunches are only a little different, so how can it be that bad? Im where? I tried to seek out therapy for the first time during my senior year of high school. (Pause.) At least I finally have my character. Mom, theres something I need to tell you. I know that might sound ridiculous or perhaps it is, and I am the crazy one, but I feel it. He knows Im here. Of course, he wasnt talking clothing, he meant skin tone. By the time the third featurette was released Winnie the Pooh had become a household name. But you know what? I specifically did not invite her. The attendant just stared at him. We listened to Gloria Gaynor the whole ride home as I cried. But what do I say? I raced down to the basement and huddled with my sister. Today has been the absolute worst day of my entire life and its only 1 pm. My Junior year I hired someone to take the SAT for me. It was awful looking and had teeth that could bite someone in half. Say, you have to do something about that speech impediment, sonny. Everything has been taken from a book I read. You could be deeply, sincerely, insanely sorry for the smallest thing, and I wouldnt believe you. Okay? I was not unfamiliar with traversing trenches walking back and forth as the pools of mud tried to swallow me whole. There, I said it. I never threatened to eat them. But I dont let that stuff define me. Zombies! But I think they are rather nice against my fangs and surely, she would understand that. I mostly stick with brown, that seems to suit him. *sigh* Okay, then. I walk to him. We'll get you out. Rabbit: That's a very good idea! I spent most of my days in bed and in the depths of it, all I wanted was to go to sleep forever. Fox wasnt so wonderful. Ill say it. Beyond Borders Organization, Smelly. I dont perform tricks for treats. You know I DIYd my costume, and it took me HOURS, but its nowhere near as good as yours. You tell him no and hope he gives up. Is he going to watch the baby, change their diaper, feed them? Winnie the Pooh Pooh: You can keep anything in it; it's very useful like that, and I wanted to ask you---. Its delusional! But me? These stories also featured other characters from Christopher Robin's Nursery including the timid Piglet, the ever-gloomy donkey named Eeyore and a constantly bouncing tiger called Tigger. By: Lily P., Carman, Manitoba, Canada, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A difficult boss rants about her assistant. If what Tigger said was true, and there really were Heffalumps and Woozles about, there was only one thing to do; take drastic precautions to protect his precious honey. What do you mean you arent going to pay me? I wish I could. Thats mine. Youre supposed to help her. It's rather good I think. I mean, what the falalala was he thinking? Not a day goes by that I dont think of you. He wasnt even that nice-looking, anyway. I thought I started with fur cones. Someone who knows me well enough might call me a liar. And I know one step is all it would take for me to finally, truly fly. This monologue focuses on body image and self esteem. I felt out of place. She wasnt one of those moms who liked to sleep in late and have breakfast in bed. First Place Winner By: Caroline F. Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA, Age 15 Gender:Any Genre:Comedy Description:A teenager makes fun of his/her moms choice in music. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, (Monologue can be delivered at a desk with a prop microphone, simulating a radio broadcast, or in front of a laptop, as if the person is livestreaming or recording a video.). Its run away a few times, too. Can I tell you something? I know I shouldnt doodle, and I know Im missing the lesson, but I just cant help it. I didnt mind some Donna Summers and some Bee Gees, now and then, but Ricky loved it. Mom and dad will be home soon. Anyway, we kind of, uh I dont know um robbed a bank last week. (Realizing.) I still cannot establish contact with NASA, so I will recap for anyone who is listening. Im sorry but even just thinking about it makes me pity him, the old me. My spaceship also brought a small blimp to Venus. Oh, thats the end of our session? Oh, Anna. That's what I said, Heffalumps and Woozles. [Christopher Robin] Silly old bear, here, give me your paw. I promise you that I wont let Luke see you or remember you like this. No stabbing. I hurried to get out of the shop, and of course, I tripped and spilled the coffee all over the place. No, he isnt, and neither are you. Almost every kleptomaniac lives by the four Ws, its kind of our motto. It feels like a perfect fit. No late-night work, drunken moods, or angry fits could change you. [Gopher] I'm gonna skidaddle. I remember drinking chocolate milk while she drank coffee. Theres no way those kindergartners are worse than these kids. Is anybody at home? What is it now? So much pain from the bullet in my leg, and my head was just full of questions. Five minutes, thats all. I studied my butt off for the SATs to get into this kind of college, and this is what I get for my hard work? Yes, I was driving but we were both drunk. They say it is an addiction and that I am in denial. ohoh They did that? Remembering how much they enjoyed these According to a new study, erectile dysfunction pills can permanently distort ones vision. Mostly, I want wings so that I could take flight. Somebody save me! First Place Winner! Im sorry. By: Madison Fannin, Age 15, Tennessee, USA Description: A child confronts their family after being ignored for two weeks. Hed listen to disco and eat his maple ham sandwiches with the teacher, which made me sad. My personal favorite is greed. Welcome everyone to the Punctuation Society! (Lies down on the floor.) By: Rebecca S., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 17 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A teen expresses her feelings about her best friend. For a start, look at me. What did I expect would happen? Takes time to pronounce correctly) Tu-ff-in. Or feed the seagulls, even though we knew we werent supposed to, we didnt care. HOW? Do you REALLY want those back? (Starts speaking in a British accent.) There he is. Genre: Dramatic. No? Thats it, Im out. It was a torch passed down on the back of the bus, along with dirty songs and the secrets to youth. You know what I need? I didnt think so. You know I have bipolar. Plus, Eeyores uncertainty about the whole situation makes it harder to understand and all the more amusing because of it. By: Astra Baker, Age 16, New York, USA Description: her wedding, a bride is in her head overthinking what forever would mean. If I had to guess I would say that he probably gets treated like that at home. I want a piece! You firmly mouth the word no over your shoulder and turn back around. Back when the kids werent loud and obnoxious. Well, just one, teeny, tiny, little, insignificant, totally no-big-deal favor. We need you. And I am steaming full speed to the east coast of Africa. How about you try learning Spanish and moving to a Spanish speaking school. Ya Sah! Your locker is jammed, the custodial staff couldnt care less. [Scornfully] I have witnessed first-hand how vile men can act in times of war and tyranny all in hopes of their survival, and possible glory. Jessie? Willy nilly silly old bear. According to a new study, woman who make the first move in online dating tend to be rewarded. The Emperor's New Groove. Well, not any more than the next person, I guess. I made a lot of new friends in Middle School, some that I still have all the way to now, in high school. Genre: Dramatic, Youre stronger than I thought you were.. The first store of the day. Well, just between you and me, they could use another shower. I remember we would all l hold hands around the dinner table and pray. First Place Winner! So, tomorrow, Ill be boarding the blimp and getting ready to collect a cloud sample with possible bacterial life, but not before saying goodbye to my cat. At least I have the King of the Dead for company. Willy nilly silly old bear. There is barely any left from last time! I know it was November because Thanksgiving was close. When Mrs. Jones assigned us a group project we had to level up on creativity. If I had spoken to my mother the way you just spoke to me, she should have whipped me with a leather belt until I bled. Now, cacao looks delicious from the outside, but boy, is it disgusting. [Narrator] As soon as Christopher Robin heard of the disaster, he hurried to the scene of Owl's misfortune. Then I forgot to finish my math homework so now I have to redo it for half credit. Oh, and sorry about the hot dog guy, he made me mad when he got my order wrong. Second Place Winner! Shes been a bit peckish lately and I dont want any of you fine guests to lose a finger. The result, more time. Take three. Star after star. I tried on all her crowns. So, I thought if I was skinny enough; I would be accepted, and people would actually like me. Just looking at the moon, June Bug. I mean some-(starts to tear up) my daughter was taken away from me and they did nothing to find her. I swear, I have to run all over the place, pushing people aside in order to get a signal. Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! Youll get your million dollars back in no time. The lines of this piece are noted as having been written by the character Eeyore from Milne's famous Winnie-the-Pooh stories and poems. On my work phone. ? She tried to tell him to calm down, to think about what he was doing before he did something rash. Non-binary. (Can say in an annoying sing-song fashion) Goodbye Officer Tuffin. I always hated physicals because then I would know how much I actually weighed. Ive spent a lot of time shrunk down in my seat. Third Place Winner! (pause) No, mom. Though I suppose it wasnt really your idea, was it? Like seriously, dont try me because I will do it. This isnt just for us, its for our future. If you could just look up and see me for who I am: your staunchest supporter, your most faithful ally, your greatest resource. With the brass nozzle in his fists, with this great python spitting its venomous kerosene upon the world, the blood pounded in his head, and his hands were the hands of some amazing conductor playing all the symphonies of blazing and burning to bring down the tatters and charcoal ruins of history. I cant talk about it. Genre: Comedic. Im totally pumped. Be thankful for what you have, for who you have. This blimp will allow me to fly through the clouds and collect samples. No one messes with you there. The screaming went on for a whileand then it stopped. [Gopher] That supercilious scoundrel confiscated my honey! She rubbed my back and made me feel better. So, after about four whole minutes of me staring at the door just waiting for that rat to walk in, she came running in. How was my day? You say it when you bump into me, when you dont hold the door open, when you dont realize Ive been standing right next to you. Please turn your camera on. Then we went inside the kindergarten, and I was suddenly standing on top of a ravine, and below me was a long, winding river, and mist clung to the steep edges of the ravine like gray wool to rough wood. By: Kara Smith, Age 14, North Carolina, USA Description: A student is asked to imagine their perfect day. [Dementedly] So, Ill say this to you. It describes people like me who dont identify as either a boy or a girl. I bought grapes at the store, and didnt pay attention to the fact that theyd been pumped full of special chemicals to grow big. I dont. Haven't thought of anything, have you? These stories also featured other characters from Christopher Robin's Nursery including the timid Piglet, the ever-gloomy donkey named Eeyore and a constantly bouncing tiger called Tigger. First Place Winner By: Amber Leanne Rothberg, Age 12, Massachusetts, USA Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic Description: A friend consoles another friend after a death. Like Godzilla couldnt evenokay not the time. I liked them at first until I looked through the lenses and realized they made my thighs look like swollen sausages, the kind they only sell in bulk at Costco. The only thing I want to have before I leave this world is the knowledge that I got my revenge on Athena, the goddess who made me like this. By: Jadyn Jones, Age 11, Texas, USA Description: A teen explains to the director, Mrs. Wright, why she should be cast in the school musical. Tinsel, remember when he made you clean Dashers stall after he got into that barrel of chocolate? Troll spit. One sister asked if the oldest could drive them but she said, Dont you remember Brittany when I was taking my drivers test I was eating a banana and then threw the peel out the window, which someone immediately slipped on. And do you know the best part? He hated the English language. Clang! Great Its just that I have not spoken to anyone in ages. He was going to tell me that he loved me, and he would mean it. But what did you give us in return? But in my opinion, youre the most selfish person I know. Ill be there early. But I was thinking more like drums. The bill that I was supposed to pay for with the money that I was supposed to win from this competition. I know you havent gotten the chance to check their wall paint for dangerously high amounts of lead or check her bank statements, but I think shes pretty trustworthy! Genre: Comedic-Dramatic. The law office. Second Place Winner! Velicity and Xander are in college now and they have class today. Ill try not to let it happen again. Anyways, Ill be there in five minutes. Its grainy, bitter just like the L word itself. Yeah, I know. When I broke up with Ricky, he spit on my new Mary Janes and then I blurted out that I hated disco. Alrightie, (Mutters to self.) She didnt even notice until I was in math. The kids roughed him up, yanno, punches and kicks like little tykes do, and then poured syrup into the back of his sweater. Come on Jeanine! Once, this nice young lady looked at me and I felt a connection with her, but as always, she didnt choose me. (Imitates in a deep voice) I am Officer Tuffin, you are under arrest. Now Pooh had some very unusual adventures. They never told us, but I watched this movie about Mt. But honestly, thats never going to happen, I could steal your belt buckle before you had time to put me in handcuffs. If you fought well, you were guaranteed a spot in the next one. Been known to happen." "No need to bother on my account." Thats not a life you would want to live. P-P-Piglet. The doorbell never rang, and my app told me that it arrived. Okay, I can see why you might think Im a villain, but I swear on my cat that Im not! I would regret that for the rest of my life if that ever happened. Anyway, I try to forget about it. It was more like a hangout spot for him and his friends. Christopher Robin: Of course you are, silly old bear. Hi. There's Rabbit and Piglet and there's Owl, but most of all Winnie the Pooh. If you ask me, they are the ones who need therapy. I kinda knew I had it all along. It was summer. With a mighty heave, I launch myself toward it, overpowering the dark being andand then I hear her. We are going to see how good you are at finding a new teacher because I quit! That was only a month ago. Help me with the groceries! Honorable Mention! He has skin pale like . The fake eyelashes, the hair, the nails, and starving myself. (Digging through bag, checking pockets.) You recognize me. Ive been practicing all week. 2. (Snaps fingers with idea!) Youve got to be kidding me. By: Mikala Southern, Georgia, USA, Age 12 Description: A student tells a story about how a daredevil stunt helped him become the coolest kid in school. Another important technique commonly used in poetry is enjambment. (Turns across) Look, Im gonna be honest. Hey parentals, siblings, comrades. I didnt know, but my mom, she is a genius. Pooh, a bubbly, chubby bear, has many friends, and Eeyore the donkey is one of them. Im as fearless as it gets when it comes to water. [Narrator] Well, let's turn the page and find out. But on the most recent of these excursions, something took his mind off of nothing. But I wasnt in the mood to play her games. (gulp) Hurry! Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic. Thats where hes actually buried. Seattle Women's Professional Basketball Team, By: Sarah Catherine M., Madison, Alabama, USA; Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A girls battle between darkness and light is abruptly interrupted by her mom. As if she were contemplating something. Were sisters. Its too bad I never got to meet him. I never thought Id miss that. For instance, the transition between lines six and seven as well as that between ten and eleven. It just takes a lot of work, and I dont know if I can do it. Ive never noticed that before. This document is intended for educational purposes. Oh, thank you Pooh Bear, of course I will. Genre: Comedic. (laughs) Thank you for saying that. Yeah, Julie had punched someone because he was being rude. Wasn't that fun, Piglet. How are you doing? Oh, no, not again. Hi. Trust me when I tell you that I despised all of it. Hi! Whats that? Now I have to go, but I promise Ill be back on Thursday. How big was it? Birds arent stuck in moldy, rundown apartments. Are Tiggers are wonderful things I'm not in the book, you know. When I walk to the door that is clearly a sign I no longer wish to be here. I dont know, but Im this dogs parent now. In the bottom of the 8th, the twins scored two runs on a home run. Then I realize I dont say it very often. Hes also opened up a quaint bed and breakfast with her as well: 7. But, just a minute! A wedged bear in a great tightness. Somebody call for excavation expert? Its a home run ball, but it broke up a no-hitter alright. Theyre the bane of my existence. Having got this far, it seems a pity to waste it. Frying rice? My mom recalls my occasional doldrums even in infancy, more frequent as I age. Just six little seeds. "Wish I could say yes, but I can't.". And you were there. Like when our families used to go to the beach together. He had small children, she said. I bare my scars and my breaks and let people see what I am. But then again, I gotta be honest. He didnt give me a ticket. For me. My favorite book is Platos symposiumand why you may ask? Oh my god! I think you should know that about three years ago I was diagnosed with ADHD. Unless ya whip it outta em. Jaaasssooon Jason! Normally one of my friends has a lunchbox and shares with everyone, but not today. Ugh, Mia, please would you get out of bed? You go home to a big house, with working lights and food on the table. Is your door locked? Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. Sean? I need some advice. However Pooh hadn't gone very far, when a very funny feeling began to creep over him. [Piglet] It's awfully hard to be brave when you're such a small animal. I think its mine. You also cant keep it in your pocket. Youll have to live with that regret for the rest of your days. Vanilla with Vanilla and Chocolate with Chocolate. Officer Tuffin! She was so still. No wait. Its different, thats for sure. Born again or this is my only birth? I dont even want to be the fairest of them all. Or in the water, swimming my heart out. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic. Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. Someone special Well, its not actually a- (beat) Whats his name? You dont care about me, and youre never there when I need you. No puedo itsits a pimple! Do Hawks Eat Snakes, Yes, yes, of course, of course. Or if your dad will come home- as himself. [Eeyore] If it is a good morning, which I doubt. He died almost exactly two months after the wedding. I read the novel, but this question doesnt make any sense. I was devastated when he died. By: Genevieve B., Age 15, New Jersey, USA Description: A teen nervously reveals to his/her grandmother that he/she is gay. Yes, ice-cold crystal-clear water for the whole country! So I do care, so I'll climb there, And Pooh rolled and rolled until he was black all over. Well, anyhow, we send First Place Winner! 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